May 15, 2010

You're not my type if you..

1) demonstrate yourself as a topshop ambassador 24/7

2) don't eat veggies

3) like everything that is unhealthy (oily foods, excessive carbo-diet, etc)

4) your favourite pastime is bragging what you/your family/your friends do in your/their pastime that is so awesome everyone must know

5) love to lepak BB

6) are actively involved in the so-called social scene (indie/heavy metal/hardcore/hujan/ribut/petir)

7) few inches shorter than i am (how am i going to get to wear heels that way? this is like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes all over again when katie had to bend her knee in their wedding photograph because tom is obviously shorter than katie, they said)

8) don't practice a healthy islamic way of life ( i certainly don't want my kids to end up behaving like satan and spending my entire golden years figuring out who's fault it is)

9) sexist

10) have a very deep interest in the world of pornography (please)

11) immature

12) have an ex-girlfriend that you still keep in touch with every single day every single second (there is a solid reason why it is called ex-girlfriend not girlfriend)

13) have an addiction towards anything narcotic

14) don't look anything like Van Diesel or Matt Lanter

15) are skinnier than i do (i don't want to be blamed when our kids end up being 'healthy' and 'nourished')

16) dye your hair with any sort of unnatural looking colours (blue, green, white, silver, shocking pink, etc)

17) love yourself. only yourself.

and the list can go on and on :)